Jayme Jameson vs CJ O'Doyle

Jayme is admiring her Camel Clutch Championship belt in the ring when CJ shows up and suggests that maybe that belt will look better on his shoulder than hers. In a hilarious speech that incorporates an odd fixation on his own chest hair (“because I’m a man!”) and a total disregard for the fact that the belt is pink and intended for the women’s roster, he insists that Jayme put it up for grabs. When she appears doubtful, he tries to snatch it anyway only to open himself up for some agonizing crotch punishment. He does, however, recover quickly from that initial onslaught, punishing Jayme’s back and locking on a screech-inducing Camel Clutch that leaves his opponent prostrate. And thus begins a completely one-sided massacre that’s somewhat cringe-worthy to behold. CJ continues to concentrate on her back, dropping her into multiple over-the-knee Backbreakers and even showing off his strength by squatting Jayme while holding her in a Sidewalk Slam position. He clamps on several more extended Camel Clutches, humiliating Jayme in between each one, forcing her to beg for her belt back and even squishing her with a Yokozuna-style Banzai Drop. This is one of those matches whose concluding fade to black is accompanied by sustained screams.