Why oh why are Armitage and Rea that desperate for money to do this garbage, the rest of the woeful cast are teatime fodder actors so you can understand but those two, beggars belief. This isn't solely about bad acting but so much more.
So what do I mean, well the story itself may be fine, however everything that is meant to take the viewer to the end is just appalling. All of it is wrong, young footballers who play a game but are in cleaner freshly washed kit after the game, cakes in a bakers where there are full shelves upon closing time. An old terraced street ready for demolision has no rubbish, weeds or rubble anywhere to be seen. A germophobe savant who won't shake hands put immediately takes money upon being offered from the same hand they refused to touch previously. Two members of the police are a male who is thick and childish (seriously a t-shirt hanging on a tree is "really creepy") whilst the woman is sarcastic and bolshie (mocks the parents of injured child in a hospital scene). The main 'school children' protagonists are all in their twenties, (what was the casting director thinking), why they dress like kids from Las Vegas on a field trip to Chicago is just odd. The dialogue is beyond normal, one minute robotic posh to the male policeman then talking teenage slang. Three coppers talking about a so called ROBBERY that's a ROBBERY to which thicket cop says "Who brings a gun to a cake shop?" hmmmm, let's have a think, possibly someone wanting to ROB said shop. FFS. I could go on and godbless you've read this far, but lawks oh lordy.
If you're between 14-80 age range and like being spoonfed, never leave the house nor question anthing then you'll enjoy. If not, watch in amazement that there are people in this world who actually exist thinking that the real world is like this.
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