Ted

Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

Ted

Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

Patrick Warburton

Guy

Matt Walsh

Thomas

Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

Robert

Bill Smitrovich

Frank

Patrick Stewart

Narrator

Norah Jones

Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones

Sam Jones

Tom Skerritt

Tom Skerritt

Bretton Manley

Young John

Ralph Garman

John's Dad

Alex Borstein

John's Mom

John Viener

Alix